Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there's a lot to make you angry.It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.