2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

I really deeply wish ... on my bed

I really deeply wish dat

u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

He came at night, explored my body ....

He came at night,

explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

It's the things that satisfies your mind

It's the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

What is 6" inch long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth

which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

It's too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight

Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Even the driver say's so ...

A man while making love to his maid,

exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'